Who Knew?
Alright, I was a founding member of the now defunct, steamy, boy band, eMale.
Those were the days. I recall our first gig. I came home with more panties (even 1 pair of manties, thanks Leo!) then I knew what to do with. So, I donated them to Goodwill and got a little tax relief that year. I needed it, ‘cause we made a killing after playing the Konacti Harbor in late 2000.
I really don’t have too much to show for my time in the most ultimate boy band, ever. I mean, our vocals were even replaced with two pastie white guys, whom they told us knew how to ‘sing’ better then we could. I mean, come on, who were we kidding? We were just accoutrements to launch Marty’s insanely awesome, career all along.
We might have a reunion tour in the works. Hell, if New Kid’s can do it, why can’t we?
XOXOXOX, Duke of URL